Hello kiddies, Ava here just updating you with our daily dose of fabulousness. Currently We are heading through lower GA- sorry boys no time to stop!
Cruising in a convertible isn't the same when there is a flap of material hanging off the top like a comb-over on a breezy day. Count on Lola with duct tape in hand and a permanent marker to camouflage our caboose, and we continue on stopping for nothing...except those blue lights in the rearview.
It seems that we just couldn't leave Georgia without at least one souvenir, though its too bad that it wound up being a speeding ticket for Lola. Bye bye officer, you sure that you don't want to stay for a date? Oh well, let's keep it moving then.
The sun is setting over clear green pastures and the shadow of lush trees along the skyline. Let's get fucking drunk when we get to Florida! Lola suggests a hot tub and two bottles of champagne...cheers maties
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
6 Days til Blast Off!
I can't believe I woke up 3 days ago, decided I was going to travel all the way across the country, and it is all just falling into place so perfectly. Now it's just time to get everything crossed off my to do list.
One of the destinations on this journey is the infamous Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I contacted them a few months back inquiring about possible employment and after numerous tries I finally got a email back, I guess they keep those girls over there so busy they can't return emails in a timely fashion. Anyhooo, so I'll be staying at the Ranch for about a week. Whenever I tell people this they ask, "Are you going to be on HBO?... What are your parents going to say?" lol.. I don't know, but if I do end up on national tv I'll probably just send them a postcard and at the bottom write.. "P.S Don't google me!"
I've been giving out my blog address to my clients. Most of them seen extremely intrigued and I really hope they follow me. I have a soft spot for my clients and consider them my friends, gosh I bet some of them know more about me then my friends in my real life. And for you folk that aren't familiar with the "biz", my clients are not the stereotypical creepy, ancient, desperate..ect kind of men, actually they tend to be the exact opposite of that and most make for great company. So high five to my clients that will read this, if I gave you the address it's because I think you rock.."and you get a gold star in my book." wink wink.
I also sent out the address to a bunch of my close friends, some had no idea what I did for a living. One friend in particular text back, "OMG I finally know what your job is..hows the money?" lol.. Another text said.."Is your blog about your secret life" (5 minutes later) "YES, it is! I'm so jealous." Now these are not the responses I was expecting but I totally love the support, thanks guys.
But it's time to meet Ava for some dinner..Toodles.
XoxO
Lola
- Industrial size box of condoms
- Huge bottom of lube
- lots and lots of lace panties
- Vibrator (for when me and Ava get bored)
- Camcorder
- Drinking pants and dancing shoes
- Oil change
- Work ads posted
One of the destinations on this journey is the infamous Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I contacted them a few months back inquiring about possible employment and after numerous tries I finally got a email back, I guess they keep those girls over there so busy they can't return emails in a timely fashion. Anyhooo, so I'll be staying at the Ranch for about a week. Whenever I tell people this they ask, "Are you going to be on HBO?... What are your parents going to say?" lol.. I don't know, but if I do end up on national tv I'll probably just send them a postcard and at the bottom write.. "P.S Don't google me!"
I've been giving out my blog address to my clients. Most of them seen extremely intrigued and I really hope they follow me. I have a soft spot for my clients and consider them my friends, gosh I bet some of them know more about me then my friends in my real life. And for you folk that aren't familiar with the "biz", my clients are not the stereotypical creepy, ancient, desperate..ect kind of men, actually they tend to be the exact opposite of that and most make for great company. So high five to my clients that will read this, if I gave you the address it's because I think you rock.."and you get a gold star in my book." wink wink.
I also sent out the address to a bunch of my close friends, some had no idea what I did for a living. One friend in particular text back, "OMG I finally know what your job is..hows the money?" lol.. Another text said.."Is your blog about your secret life" (5 minutes later) "YES, it is! I'm so jealous." Now these are not the responses I was expecting but I totally love the support, thanks guys.
But it's time to meet Ava for some dinner..Toodles.
XoxO
Lola
The Preface
Greetings fellow Cyber Whores,
You have just stumbled onto one of the most intriguing blogs you'll ever read!
First off, my name is Lola and I'm a Working Girl..or escort/ call girl/ courtesan/ rich mans playground/ modern day geisha. Whatever you want to call the worlds oldest profession.You can call a rabbit a bunny but it doesn't make it any cuter. I'm not ashamed of it and truly believe that is a need for people of my profession.
I'm starting this blog to document the biggest adventure of my life that I am about to embark on. My 23rd birthday is coming up in 3 days and as a present to myself I decided I want to take a road trip across the country. I've never been off the East coast and have been bitten by the travel bug. To make this trip super unique I'm making it a "business trip" AND have a companion along for the ride. My friend (Ava) who also is in the same line of work will be by my side as we embark on 15 days of uninhibited, zealous, and candid debaucheries across the country.
We will be leaving out of North Carolina early Tuesday morning and headed to Atlanta Georgia. From there plan to continue on to New Orleans, Dallas, Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Carson City, and some undecided city in California. The goal is 3 days in every city, long enough for a little work and a lot of play.
Gosh I wonder if my mom would be proud to know her pretty, smart, ambitious daughter plans to hump her way across the country and back. O well, you only live once and I'm pretty sure it will make one hell of a book someday. But I have to cut this short, I need to go do some research on camcorders (yea that's right, not only are we blogging this insanity but also going to video tape it). Toddles for now..
XoxO
Lola
You have just stumbled onto one of the most intriguing blogs you'll ever read!
First off, my name is Lola and I'm a Working Girl..or escort/ call girl/ courtesan/ rich mans playground/ modern day geisha. Whatever you want to call the worlds oldest profession.You can call a rabbit a bunny but it doesn't make it any cuter. I'm not ashamed of it and truly believe that is a need for people of my profession.
I'm starting this blog to document the biggest adventure of my life that I am about to embark on. My 23rd birthday is coming up in 3 days and as a present to myself I decided I want to take a road trip across the country. I've never been off the East coast and have been bitten by the travel bug. To make this trip super unique I'm making it a "business trip" AND have a companion along for the ride. My friend (Ava) who also is in the same line of work will be by my side as we embark on 15 days of uninhibited, zealous, and candid debaucheries across the country.
We will be leaving out of North Carolina early Tuesday morning and headed to Atlanta Georgia. From there plan to continue on to New Orleans, Dallas, Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Carson City, and some undecided city in California. The goal is 3 days in every city, long enough for a little work and a lot of play.
Gosh I wonder if my mom would be proud to know her pretty, smart, ambitious daughter plans to hump her way across the country and back. O well, you only live once and I'm pretty sure it will make one hell of a book someday. But I have to cut this short, I need to go do some research on camcorders (yea that's right, not only are we blogging this insanity but also going to video tape it). Toddles for now..
XoxO
Lola
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